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Mount Shitmore:

- John - Less said the better

- Edward V - never stood a chance

- Edward VIII - Does he even count? Secret nazifile

- Richard II - Early promise with the peasants revolt undone with general shithousery later on

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That was going to be my approach but I think Richard 3 should be up there too. Do I need to say why?!!

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1. Henry II, 2. Edward I, 3. Edward III, 4. Henry V ... I'm firmly in Camp Platagenet!

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I’m going for an all-female line up.

Because Women Rock (no pun intended! 🤣) !!

1. Elizabeth I

2. Anne - I think she gets a bad rap - she deserves a place for having endured and survived SEVENTEEN pregnancies alone!

3. Victoria

4. Elizabeth II

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1. AEthelstan - Royal rumble winner of 937

2. Edward III - Fun times with France

3. Richard I - Invented remote working

4. William the Conqueror - Kept the embroidery trade busy

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Royal rumble 😂😂

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1. Henry II

2. Edward IV

3. Henry VII

4. Queen Elizabeth II

However, if we could chose non-monarchs, it would be Sir William Marshall, Thomas Beckett, Winston Churchill, and John of Gaunt.

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Might be the greatest line up!

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In chronological order (because otherwise what’s the point?):

1. Æthelstan, King of the English

Unlike Alfred the Great, who was arguably King of Wessex and therefore not a King of England, Æthelstan ruled all the Anglo Saxon kingdoms, including York. He was a warrior and legal reformer, making the idea of “England” a reality.

2. William the Conqueror

Won the Battle of Hastings, enough said.

3. Henry II

Controlled not only England, but parts of Wales, Ireland, Normandy, Anjou, Aquitaine, etc. Brought relative stability to England after the Anarchy.

4. Elizabeth I

Golden Age, enough said.

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1. Athelstan - First king of England 2. William the Conqueror- other first. 3. Henry II - laws, land, & he's interesting 4. Edward III- warrior. 5. Elizabeth I - obvious.

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Henry II, Edward I, Edward III, Henry V (I’m a medievalist so I’m staying in my lane here)

Ruthless, calculating, belligerent, expansionist. Everything a top-tier medieval monarch (and apparently 21st century wannabe dictators…?) were expected to be.

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Richard III (not sorry), Edward IV, Edward III, & Henry V

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Henry II, Elizabeth I, Victoria, George VI

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Henry I - not a nice man but an effective monarch

Henry V - could he have been the best medieval monarch?

Richard III - shut up, it’s my pick ok?

Anne of Cleves - my favourite of The Six. She really stuck it to old fatty

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My picks would be...

1. Richard I Coeur de Lion

2. Edward I Longshanks

3. Edward III

4. Henry V

If I could add a fifth face it'd be Edward IV and if i could veto a face it'd be Henry VIII cos he gets far too much of the history limelight!

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What a fantastic idea. Where would it be in Britain?

I would go for

Henry II

Henry IV

Victoria

Elizabeth II with Paddington (to show British humour) 🙂

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1. Henry II - he won Rex Factor which should always be considered, but also the Angevin empire!

2. Henry V - Agincourt, plus a chance to get a signed copy of Dan’s book!

3. Charles II - we wouldn’t still have a monarchy if Cromwell had his way

4. Alfred the Great - I was going to list someone more modern, but he’s the only English monarch with “the Great” as an epithet so he’s gotta be here!

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Alfred the Great - the creation

Henry II - the expansion

Henry VIII - the reformation

Victoria - the globalization

and leave a blank space (notwithstanding TS)

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1. Alfred the Great 2. Edward III. 3. Cnut 4. William the Conqueror 5. Edward 1

I’m going hands on rulers not afraid to get their hands dirty - rather than Vic/George/Elizabeth who can only really claim longevity and the achievements of their subjects

The Bottom

1. Richard II 2. John 3. Stephen 4. Henry VI 5. Charles I

Ed 2 although a bit of a disaster - seemed like a nice bloke - so is excused from the list

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