Hello,
This is not a newsletter. It’s just a quick update for you on what’s new.
LIVE show!
If you’re bored tomorrow... I’ll be doing my weekly FRIDAY LIVE show at 4pm GMT*
Watch it via my Facebook page.
It’s kind of weird, quite profane and usually I chuck a book, which people seem to enjoy.
Join us. Or not. As you please.
(* that’s 11am Eastern/8am Pacific/some godforsaken time in the middle of the night Down Under.)
FREE SIGNED postcards!
Everyone who subscribes to my monthly Substack newsletter gets a FREE SIGNED postcard.
If you HAVE already signed up, thank you. I love you. You’re beautiful, we should hang out one day. The card will be with you soon.
If you HAVE NOT signed up but want a postcard, you know what to do.
The cards look a bit like this:
Or like this (assuming your name is ‘Morgan’):
I’ve kept the subscription cost as low as Substack allows - just £5 a month, or less if you sign up for a year.
I’ll leave that with you.
VALENTINE’S DAY sorted!
Finally, if your relationship is in such dire trouble that you think only a pep talk from a ‘celebrity’ historian can save it, then God help you.
But also, I can do that for you, via Cameo.
The deal is, I make you a bespoke video, you give it to your beloved, and they are delighted and agree not to dump you, despite your appalling behaviour during lockdown.
Who said romance is dead?
See you soon...
dan x
Can that throwing a book clip become a GIF 😂
Ha!