Join me 4pm on Friday for a ROMANTIC(ish) LIVE - feat. FREE BOOKS, Q&A and OTHER STUFF

What else are you going to be doing?

Hello,

This is not a newsletter.

Although if you give this button a little tickle, it might turn into one.

Anyway, I just wanted to remind you what’s coming up tomorrow.

Dan x

FRIDAY LIVE!!!

Join me at 4pm GMT (11am Eastern/8am Pacific) on Friday for the latest instalment of my idiotic live show.

It’s on Facebook. Click here:

And here’s a sultry preview to get you in the mood:

Oooh, sultry

If you haven’t joined us before, FRIDAY LIVE features:

• Free, totally arbitrary SIGNED BOOK GIVEAWAY!!!!

• A rambling FREE Q&A session where I hardly ever answer the question properly!!!!

• STORY TIME!!! where I read a bit of a book - last week was an extended impression of a mid-century Soho hooker complaining about the noise in her rental flat.

• QUITE A LOT of plugs for my latest books, shows and newsletter.

• BEER recommendations!!!

• etc

VALENTINE’S TREAT!!!

As a special concession to the season, this week’s FRIDAY LIVE will also feature:

• Tales of TERRIBLE FAILED ROMANCE

• Your VALENTINE shout-outs

• A special EXTRA HOT book-toss

‘Would you like me to lap-dance for you?’

Questions? Comments? Messages? Complaints?

Email me here:

And please, join us if you can. It’s actually pretty funny.

FREE SIGNED POSTCARDS!!!

We are still giving these away to everyone who signs up for my monthly newsletter.

This week lovely subscriber Louise received her postcard.

Man bites dog

But her Jack Russell took against me, and savaged it. So I sent her another one.

Imagine if something that fun happened to you.

Just saying. Think about it.

AND FINALLY...

I’m still doing Cameo videos.

In fact, they got me to do a Valentine’s offer, where I’ll turn them round for you inside 24 hours.

I kind of wish I’d never said yes.

But give it a go. It might not be too late to salvage your relationship.